I say let's all pitch in a buck and come up with a "Little Granny Alice" Award, who can prove that she did not get off the boat with Noah (of in fact missed the ark altogether).

Because I may also be related to her...maybe????

William Hiram Slone m Mary Alice Sizemore
I get lost here
Levi Slone
William Slone m Sarah Beth
Levi Slone m Judy Caudill
Malissa Slone b 08/08/1917 Mason's Creek
Mattie Lewis b 04/12/1936 Mason's Creek
Kimberly Jane Hinkle b 08/17/1961
My mother remembers her Great Grand father calling his wife Sarah Beth.....