OK, I'll play - especially since our tests arrived one day apart.
Family Member: Dad (third kit, did my mom earlier)
Kit Ordered: 1/28
Kit Arrived: 2/4 (exactly 1 week)
Sample Sent: 2/11
Sample Arrived: 2/19 (coming from East Coast)
Estimated Results: 4/2 - 4/16 (6 to 8 weeks)
Notes: No problems getting the sample, but I'm not sure he has any idea what it's for (he is 86).